All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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