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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
birth control should be required to get into college
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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