i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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