Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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