Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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