No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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