u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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