she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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