dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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