tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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