try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
