the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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