So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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