talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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