my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
