He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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