Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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