I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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