dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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