We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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