so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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