i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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