Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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