I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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