so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
