is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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