this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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