Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
that may or may not have been my penis.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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