I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Randomize
