As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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