Porn is love you can see.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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