we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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