Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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