It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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