We're facebook friends in real life
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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