I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I cut my penus on the lid.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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