apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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