i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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