Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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