i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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