Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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