1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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