I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
