I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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