There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
