11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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