That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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