I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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