This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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