This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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