Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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