That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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