yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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